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Steven

REALLY REALLY GAY! MUST AVOID AT ALL COSTS OR YOU WILL GET THE GAY (AKA) THE STEVEN
He touches little boys. He scissors with Batman. He fucks cats and dogs even old people too. No one is safe from Steven. NOT EVEN YOU. HE KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP HE'S WATCHING YOU. Hey look at the window, "who are you?" "I'm Steven, and I'm watching you!" "Let me in your bedroom. Batman here too"
by Carl_from _accounting2 December 12, 2017
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wats that smell oh thats just steven
by bufsoif September 28, 2018
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Steven

Steven is a puss filled hemorrhoid.
Steven is very irritating and gets on people's nerves.
Steven likes animals for sex. Specially rabbits and sheep.
Steven is a genital wart.
Woman - My ass has been itching a lot lately.
Doctor - Sounds like you have a hemorrhoid also called a Steven

Farmer John - I saw that guy having sex with my sheep
Farmer Joe - Sounds like he was pulling a Steven.
by TheEnglishProfessor January 24, 2018
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Steven is a jack ass when it come’s to sharing
by James troman November 6, 2018
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Steven

A retarded monkey donkey looking guy with one nut messed up hair and is unathletic
by Ernie ramos November 8, 2018
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Damn Steven is so gay.
by Supdddddd January 30, 2018
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Cairan Stevens

someone who has animal-like facial features, generally a rat. gives off animal-like odours, resulting in little friends. someone with the same definition but with a lot of friends is called a spastic.
oh my god look at the new guy!”
“wow! he looks like he’s Cairan Stevens!”
oh my god! we better stay away from him!”
by definition demolition November 24, 2021
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