Spring break titties

Titties that are so perfect that they can be only seen on the days of srping break (this will depend on school or work)

Yo this woman had some spring break titties and they were gods grace

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

poop-shrinery

the act of worshiping the place for fecal matter

1. After taking a seat in the booth, Kyle felt the need to go to the poop-shrinery.

by Silver88 April 29, 2009

surprise springback

when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.

Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.

by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009

stiff spine

a stiff spine is the act of ramming your penis so far up a girl's ass it acts as her spine.

i gave my girl a stiff spine
ouch...
was good for me so w/e

by yedatsme August 13, 2010

Jerry Springer Pissed

To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.

her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.

by Jumpar on RAVENHOLDT February 22, 2011

Jerry Springer World

a world where people live in mayhem includes people with baby daddy drama, in-law incest, cheaters, tramps who will sleep with their mothers boyfriend, men who knock up tramps and then refuse to support the children they have created, people who have 4 children together and have been engaged for 6 months in hope of maybe getting married one day, women who have slept with so many losers in the same week that they cannot even figure out who the looser is that knocked them up, men who have 18 children and no job among others

Good back to your Jerry Springer World and stay out of my life

by voodoomutt October 5, 2011

Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.

Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?

by Sir Master Bates of Ireland February 3, 2019