no glitter no sprinkles

When your old computer teacher says random crap and you don't know how to respond

Teacher- "we are going to do this project with no glitter no sprinkles! That is for the next project"

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyeet May 13, 2018

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 5, 2021

Rainbow arch sprinkler

When the act of 2 lesbians having fun, one takes the crabs bend position, whilst the other licks her lady garden until ejaculation, hence the sprinkler, ps happy pride

Oh fuck, you wanted to see the rainbow arch sprinkler I gave her last night, she was soaked

by J4yy29 July 12, 2021

Triple thumby sprinkle

The art of packing ones marijuana cone with three thumb packed pinches and a sprinkle to top it off

Oi mate, what are the odds of you doing a triple thumby sprinkle

by Phill McGroin February 17, 2022

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face

"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025