omelette smile

Omelette smiles are where the muscles of the face contract and work against each other, bunching up the face and managing a contorted smile, as to cover for the fact that someone is sexually embarrassed and wants to pass it off as if they are OK.

Chick kept lookin' in my direction, so I walked over to show her what's up. Fuck, got over there to see this bodacious omelette smile - I bet that bitch ain't been laid in 15 years.

by ecaleohs April 21, 2009

tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 27, 2011

Fruity Smile

A Fruity Smile is when one or more gay guys cum into one dude's mouth, he then proceeds to spit it on the other two guys asses making a smiley face.

Gay Guy 1: OMG i totes love to give my boyfriend fruity smiles.

Gay Guy 2: I know i'm going to give a fruity smile to my lover for his birthday.

by Thomas Billy Faith July 2, 2011

fuck smile

The act of being fucked so good, the person has a perminate smile on their face.

Dynelle fucked me so good that I went back to the office with the biggest fuck smile on my face.

by Petepablo January 13, 2014

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

the classic smidge

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun

gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"

by threadoflength February 15, 2009

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019