smart-assery

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012

Smart Fuck

1. A man whom wears a condom during sex.

God, that was one smart fuck

by Hulio816 May 7, 2012

Smart

Asian

That exchange student from China must be SMART...

by enabobeana21 July 2, 2014

smarted

The superior form of 'rarted' which highly insults ones intelligence and whole life. It is the most painful and devastating word you can say to one and it should only be used when you want to crush someone's soul. Calling someone 'smarted' using leads to a sudden brain aneurysm, or immediate suicidal thoughts which directly leads to the act of comit nek rop.

Unintelligent Man: Isn't 1+1 3?
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Bro you're honestly so 'smarted', the answer is 2!
Unintelligent Man: Oh shit *brain aneurysm*.
Man Who Watches Rick & Morty: Ohhhhh yeah, I have a 9000IQ

by jnfeSUJV November 4, 2018

Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP

Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP

by rly907 December 2, 2020

Smart

Obviously not a trait you uphold if you're looking up the fucking word 'smart'.

Hey that kid there is hella smart! Sure isn't popular but we can always pretend to be his friend to cheat off him then ditch him and treat him like shit!

by Shnotia December 28, 2010

Street Smart Psychic

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.

The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.

by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009