sticky situation

the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

now that is a sticky situation!

by BBBBob October 28, 2006

shtick

a bunch of bullshit someone trys to feed you

man thats a bunch of shtick

by j-man August 21, 2003

shtick

Indian slang for a really skinny person.

"That kid's a shtick."

by BakedGoods February 10, 2003

sticky bun

When a famale ejaculates on a males butt hair.

Marsha gave Greg a sticky bun.

by brady and damon August 14, 2006

sticky bicycle chain

The sound sex makes when you use a mashed-up banana as emergency lube.

We were on this camping trip, and we forgot to bring lube, so we mashed up a banana and used that. It sounded like riding with a sticky bicycle chain.

by tyberius47 June 15, 2011

Sticky Piglet

A sexual position involving a naked slightly porky lady bending over a table onto a silver platter. Her arms are bound behind her back with parcel twine and she has a shiney red apple in her mouth. After drizzling her with a generous helping of maple syrup a man rams her up the ass while she squeals little muffled squeals of joy, or pain... it matters not.

Dave ma blud, you iz not gunna believe the Sticky Piglet I did last night! She squealed so loud my neighbours called the fuzz.

by pigrussler November 14, 2011

sticky eyes

When a persons eyes are weighed down excessively from smoking high grade cannabis. The earlier the wake and bake, the stickier the eyes. You can't cure the sticky eyes you can only attempt to mask them or go to sleep and try again at life tomorrow. But tomorrow morning will come and your eyes will look like Pennywise in IT, after you manage to pry away the crusty snot mortar of course.

John: God what time is it I am fucking baked and don't feel like doing shit.

Jill: 9:00 you going to come eat with my parents today

John: I got sticky eyes like a bitch I going back to sleep after I smoke this L.

by JohninJill January 9, 2012