Middle School

the low point of most everyone's life...before reaching the age of majority, anyway.

middle school fucking sucked ass.

by kate. October 9, 2005

schoolophobia

The intense, casually bordering insane fear of an educational establishment. May also be used to describe the feeling of dismay casually experienced in the morning by young students

Because of his schoolophobia, the young chap couldn't sleep on the first day of school, and all the follow-up days as well

by SStudent January 31, 2009

School

That place kids are forced to go to for an education even though most of the shit learned will never help you later in life. School is also the place where you have to sit there 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, plus fukin homework which could stack the fuk up if your teacher is just a whore. When your done with school most kids just go home and smoke pot and kill brain cells anyway.

Teacher: School is so fun! Let's learn some shit!

Student: Shut the fuk up, time to sleep bitch.

by negronos January 12, 2012

school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

School Lunch

A choice between Gray Mac and Cheese, pizza that sticks to the wall, ramen that tastes like paper in water, tacos with green shells, or fake hot pockets made by the school.

School lunch is a disaster

by BOIOIOIOIOIOI November 11, 2018

School work

1. what teachers think you should do to get smarter even though you will be working at a Mcdonalds your whole life so why do it

2. What to do to get a good job

Women: Do your School work

Student: But I already work at Mcdonalds!

by ZackDidall his homework April 3, 2019

Middle School

It's Elementary extended and you hear a lot more cussing and swearing and no one gives a shit if you do like in 4th grade. The girls start wearing shirts that show their cleavage more, despite the fact teachers will try to get on you about that. A place that will make you want to commit suicide, due to all of the mental and physical abuse you go through while you're in middle school and the teachers will just "teach" you shit that you will never use. Parents will get on you more about homework when you would think that it would be enough when kids are fucking with you all day. All of your friends will change and get into drugs more and it may surprise you who it will be. You better prepare for all of the bullying you will go through, from kids ages 12-14 when you're at school and on the bus, it'll be 12-18!!! Middle school does not give anyone mercy, whatsoever, unless you're a fucking jock then no one will fuck with you and you'll be the one who will decide which person deserves mercy. Middle school is (one of) the worst place(s) on Earth and you will have to learn how to survive through middle school. Good luck.

6th grader: Yay!!!! I'm in middle school now!!!

8th grader: Yeah? Welcome to HELL!!!

6th grader: W-w-w-what?

8th grader: You heard me you little shitbag. Listen, this isn't like a walk in the park you dumbass. Middle school is the worst place ever and you're acting like it's going to be great! Well, guess what? It will be hell for all three years while you're here. So unless you are 100% prepared and you are 100% mentally and physically fit for this shit hole, I'd suggest you beg your parents to home school you. Well, it was nice talking to you! Oh, and have fun.

6th grader: Aw, shit...

by reb09juggernaut August 31, 2013