Sexuality Sandwich

A threesome in which a straight girl is penetrated by a bi guy whilst the bi guy is being penetrated by a gay guy.
Me and my girl hooked up with this dude and we made the greatest sexuality sandwich.
by FemboyFoxFurFag March 25, 2019
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Sexual Singularity

The ratio of men to women that will perpetuate peace on the planet. Under normal conditions, 105 men for every 100 women are born each generation, which sets the species for war and struggle and is the cause of persistent sexual harassment and male domination. A proportion of 80 men for every 100 women would close the gender income gap as it currently exist while 50/100 would more or less equilibrate the demand for sex between the two genders, which is around double for men in aggregate terms. In 2012, Femitheist suggested to bring it down to between 1 and 10 men for every 100 women, which would imply socializing women into having relationships with each other and a complete different understanding of society.
Man, I hope the United Nations apply the Sexual Singularity soon, whatever the new proportion is. I can't wait to have sex with the surplus of young Stacies and Beckies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! We've got it! The Sexual Singularity will smash the Patriarchy once and for all!
by Fransuti May 09, 2020
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Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.
The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.
by Gakupo April 17, 2010
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Sexual Monkey

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.
Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!
by RogueJiiineh January 28, 2011
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Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.
"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."
by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017
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sexual nintendo

A phrase utilized by undereducated and usually older millenials . Meant to take place of "sexual innuendo ". The culprits are either too intoxicated or stupid to use the former.
Man: " there's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber"

Dumb / drunk person: that phrase has sexual Nintendo
by The hunger beast March 22, 2016
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Sexual poverty

When a man is in a committed relationship and his partner refrains from sex, thus putting the male into sexual poverty.
Mate, she’s killing me, I’m living in sexual poverty
by Alphadick June 04, 2019
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