dick swinger

A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.

"Everywhere I turn in here, there's a dick swinger. I think I'll just shower at home, thank you!"

by D. Gould February 2, 2008

Swingline

A tapler rand, specializing in high quality and often metal staplers.

Dude, pass me the swingline

by opio twinkletoes November 12, 2003

Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

swingle

another way to describe a single bisexual,

"i just broke up with bob, i'm ridin the swingles bus at last!"

by carlos866 August 3, 2006

swing

to have sex with

yeah jodi said she'd swing with me, then she said she'd meet me at the park.......wtf?

by GFunk68 December 5, 2002

Big Swinging Dick

A cross country runner who cares primarily about his rank among his teamates, not among his competition from other teams

A runner who begins a race or training run hard and then proceeds to fade steadily ultimately getting his ass kicked

A runner who goes all out like an idiot on monda and tuesday workouts, and has jack shit left for the rest of the week

"John was in the lead for the first 2 miles, but he had nothing for the last 3. He'd be a decent runner if he didn't try to be such a Big Swinging Dick."

by Joe's Hole August 28, 2009

Stewing

The act of sitting all day (like a stew) and watching television.

My bestfriend and I were stewing all day yesterday and watched the whole first season of GOT

by Devco96 April 5, 2016