squarendipity 

Checking in to a location with Foursquare, only to discover that you have friends already there.

In a perfect act of squarendipity, while checking in to the local bar, I found that Jenn and Adam were there as well.

squarendipity by Escotiz June 22, 2011

Square Hunting 

The act of dragging your friends around outside in hopes you will find a nice used cigarette on the ground. It usually marks the point of extreme addiction. It's common among poor desperate teenagers. Some people may be so addicted they'll advance their square hunting to going on peoples porches and taking cigarettes out of ash trays.

Example 1:Addict: " Ayee dawg u wanna go hunt?"

Friend: " Hunt for some whores :D ?"

Addict: " Nahh some squares!"

Example 2 : Girl: " What are you doing what did you pick up off the ground??"
Guy: " Oh I saw a shiny penny"
Girl: " Have you been Square Hunting again??"
Guy: " maybe.."

Square Hunting by Det747 October 11, 2012

Square Lesbian 

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid

Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."

Square Lesbian by Picklypickle September 24, 2014

square-of-ramen 

A single square package of ramen noodles. Also known as a 'brick' of ramen.

"Today I had a square-of-ramen (or brick) of ramen for lunch."

square-of-ramen by DoYouReallyCare? October 21, 2015

square fingering 

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.

"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"

square fingering by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015

square needle cure 

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

square needle cure by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017

Square headed bottler 

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

Square headed bottler by Jack dake December 9, 2017