Spunk Nugget 

Spunk with batter

I'm going to order the Spunk Nugget Special

Spunk Nugget by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

spunk 

Pippi Longstocking invented this word.

"I came up with a new word... SPUNK!!" --Pippi Longstocking

spunk by Maskinen January 27, 2017

Spunkdocking 

The act of spanking on a Shit being passed between assholes

I love spunkdocking

Spunkdocking by iigazii December 23, 2016

spanky my hanky 

Spanking a hot chicks backside.

Back up and spanky my hanky.

spanky my hanky by Lnle February 9, 2017

spunkasauras 

A man who produces a lot of seaman when he ejaculates

''OMG, last night, he was a spunkasauras''

spunkasauras by jamescordenisl1fe April 1, 2017

spanky scurgler 

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

spanky scurgler by Grug101 June 11, 2017

Spanky Franklin 

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

Spanky Franklin by BonerSlap June 21, 2017