Eating that ass with a spoon

Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.

Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!

by TokeySmiles March 11, 2018

grapefruit spoon labotomy

1. A term to act as a contrast to something you'd rather not do.
2. A horriably painfull experience.

"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"

"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"

by candyskull May 1, 2009

New Orleans Spoonful

When your girl is on her knees and you have a plastic spoon and you cum on it and feed it too her, whilst making the sound "RAHHHHHHHHHH"

"Broooo I pulled a New Orleans spoonful on her last night!!"

by NateMeholick March 19, 2016

monkey spoon feet

The inability to provide a statement or answer to a question that actually makes logical sense. Often better to think before speaking. Statement such as "Be careful of meetings because sometimes meetings are only as useful as the meeting itself".

When someone says something that adds zero value or only makes sense in their mind, simply respond with monkey spoon feet.

by Munnling November 27, 2006

Spoon 107

A man that is overwhelmed by delirium

I think Nikola is Spoon 107

by Spoon 107 February 11, 2017

spoon collector

a white girl,usually fat and gross, who only fucks black guys.

that nasty bitch is a spoon collector, i bet shes been on jerry springer.

by lurch cobra November 14, 2013

twat on a spoon

The new definition for performing cunninglingus on a partner.

What did you do last night when you left the bar? I had twat on a spoon!!!

by Timothy Roden October 20, 2010