Lazy Speed
Lazy Speed by Steagles April 9, 2006
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Pharmacy speed is caffeine tablets, such as no-doze. Unless you're a heavy speed freak, this shit does the trick. It even includes the teeth grinding side effect.
pharmacy speed by zootsute March 21, 2010
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High Speed Download
A case of diarrhea where the feces escapes the anus at very high velocities. The shit is usually quite watery, which allows for smooth flow out of the asshole. A stomach ache usually precedes a high speed download and the person feels quite relieved after it is complete.
I just took a high speed download, and now I feel great.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.
That high speed download made this restroom stink.
High Speed Download by cfabbriumd December 26, 2008
dick speed
the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.
I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.
dick speed by smendez May 4, 2010
high speed lane change
When a man is fornicating with a woman, and his thrust is so intense that his penis exits the vagina and is inserted into the woman's anus.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Shelly too hard, and I accidentally got my dick in her pooper.
Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.
Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.
high speed lane change by laineDdednaHdeR June 8, 2021
SEC Speed
The reason that SEC teams pwned Ohio State in both the 2007 and 2008 National Championship games, and were 7-2 in bowl games in 2007-08. Also the primary reason that pansy Big 10 and Pac 10 schools refuse to agree to a playoff system.
SEC fan: "What happened to Ohio State? I thought they were supposed to be the #1 team in the country? Guess they just couldn't handle that SEC SPEED!!!"
OSU fan: "But the Big 10 used to win a bunch of bowl games back in the 1940's, so that somehow applies to the present. WAAAAH!!!"
OSU fan: "But the Big 10 used to win a bunch of bowl games back in the 1940's, so that somehow applies to the present. WAAAAH!!!"
SEC Speed by S-E-C, S-E-C, S-E-C!! January 11, 2009