Slipcock

The OTHER correct way to pronounce Slipknot as well as Shitknot

Slipcock fan: Slipknot rules!!!!
Real Metal fan: Uhh....no. Listen to real metal like Slayer or something.
Slipcock fan: FUCK YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! MAGGOTS RULE!!
Real Metal fan: Of course, faggots rule. Seriously listen to some real metal.
(Slipknot fan listens to Vital Remains)
Slipcock fan: Crap, I've been wasting my ears! Thanks!!

by Slipknot Sucks Shit April 24, 2008

solipsist

a person who straddles two lanes while driving or two spaces while parking his / her car; also, a person who uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't replace it with a new roll

What kind of solipsist parks his car perpendicular to the lines, taking up three spaces?

by Bertrand Russell's brother June 2, 2011

solipsism

The third paradigm of philosophy in which value and meta-value are identical. A paradigm in which linearity and duality share an ambiguous relationship. Contrasted to the paradigms of analytic and synthetic philosophy which are linear and cyclical respectively.

Solipsism unites the linear and the cyclical in an inconclusive (ambiguous) fashion such that a value becomes its own meta-value.

by sandraxine July 21, 2018

Shlip

An off guard picture of someone and they're caught in a bad position or facial expression.

*see a shlip* LOOOOOOL YOU WAS SHLIPPIN IN THAT PIC

by badman2345 February 5, 2010

Slip'n'Slide

Name for when a woman excretes too much lubrication from the vagina. Sometimes nice but sometimes a pain as it can result in a loss of any sensation for both parties during intercourse.

I was trying to have sex with this woman and it became a slip'n'slide.

I could not feel anything as a result of the slip'n'slide.

by Edwin Enrique Velez January 27, 2009

slipknot

A black hole of talent.

Slipknot are teh suck.

by jesus w. bush November 24, 2004

slippery cricket

This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.

Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.

by Bungle Six December 3, 2006