Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.

Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.

by ApolloEz November 6, 2018

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Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.

MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.

by mikedelgado February 19, 2009

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social selling

The use of you online social brand to fill your sales pipeline.

When social selling, Mary prefers to use her LinkedIn account over Facebook.

by Nob Hill Solutions April 24, 2017

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To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.

*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

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