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Robert Pattinson

He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.
Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!

Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!

Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top
by K_K_3_3 July 25, 2009
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rubber fucking

It is when you have a rubber dildo and you ram it up your booty hole for your pleasurable needs.
Marcy: "I'm gonna rubber fuck a chicken."

Todd: "Bruh I was rubber fucking that girl all night bro."

Felecia: "Guuurrrrrrlllllll that guy todd rubber fucked me all night."

Paul: "I like to rubber fuck myself every night."
by FUCK ME IN THE ASS OML April 10, 2017
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Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.
“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”
by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007
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F'd in the A with a big rubber D

Directly meaning Fucked in the Ass with a big rubber Dildo. Somewhat of a crude "owned" term but euphemised
Dude 1: Man, because of my broken car I missed my final, now getting held back a year!
Dude 2: Oh man, you got F'd in the A with a big rubber D
by moparornocar March 11, 2009
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Robert

Robert is a beastly person. Hes unbelievably sexy! He's also amazing in bed! Robert has a big wang and everybody wants it!!
Your dating robert?!
Yes!

Lucky! Have fun in bed with him!
by Courtneyyyy35 February 5, 2012
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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
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Robbery

The term “robbery” is used to describe a 6’8 player, dunking over a 7’5 player without getting a score of 50...
OMG, HE GOT ROBBED AGAIN... WHAT THE F$&#!!!! NBA, FIX YOUR SH#%!!! ANOTHER ROBBERY!!!!
by BughenDove February 15, 2020
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