Bane Reach

A reach for a check one does not intend to pay. Usually very slow and obviously half hearted.

I went on a date with a hot girl last night and she gave me the bane reach.

by Professor Giggles July 14, 2018

Breast Redaction

A tattoo across a woman’s chest that is partially obscured by her clothes.

Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I can’t read your tittoo.

by Jfman August 9, 2018

Bowellergic Reaction

An upset stomach from bad food or irritable bowels syndrome. See Delhi belly.

I shouldn't have eaten the leftover food from Delhi Spice Explosion. I'm having a bowellergic reaction and may need to be in the bathroom for the next hour… or two.

by dixonkoontz August 20, 2018

Rastafarian Reach Around

When a Rastafarian stands behind you and gives you a hand job using his dreads.

I got a Rastafarian Reach Around last week in Jamaica.

by Rastafarian Reach Around February 2, 2019

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

Turkish Reach-Around

When a guy (let's name him Bob) is doing anal on another guy (let's name him Garry) and Bob reaches around and jerks Garry off.

"I gave Garry a Turkish Reach-Around the other night"

by EleyYeetus August 28, 2019

Tijuana Reacharound

The Tijuana Reacharound is when you hook up with a girl and while giving you a hummer she steals your wallet

I hooked up with this cute chick at the bar and she gave me a Tijuana Reacharound, I had 50 bucks in my wallet.

by Mrhorrific1 September 11, 2019