Religion

Belief in the afterlife or other metaphysical concepts, often using a mythology. It is spread by people called prophets.

I do not believe in religion.

by flopgaming September 15, 2023

Reign

reign is one of the rarest names. She loyal, kind and very sweet to kids and a caring strong woman. Reign is one of the most beautiful loving woman of all people on earth. If you ever meet a reign just know shes the one for you.

jonathan : Have you seen my beautiful wife reign?
Supe: yea shes hanging out with little kids and being kind like she always is!

by rdjddjjddi September 17, 2023

religion

The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.

-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."

by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023

Religion't

The act of being not only not religious but actively opposed to religion in all its forms.

Person A: hey is Person C gonna go to church?
Person B: No bud you haven't heard? He's Religion't now

by Digitoki November 9, 2023

reighter

A kind, passionate person with lots on their mind. A misunderstood human with lots to look forward to in life. When this person grows up, they will be a writer.

Alexis Reighter is a really nice person

by pee peeeepeee November 21, 2023

Religion

Did I already do my take on this?

Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

Reigner

Hot, tall & sexy gigachad. Absolutely delicious person. Infinite rizz.

Fuck you. You aren't Reigner. You are not Him.

by HotKitten919 December 13, 2023