redneck

Usually male, but can be female too. A male redneck is one who is mainly dirty blonde, 5 foot 9. Yellow teeth, leaves the truck window down, even if it is 95 degrees in summer..Feels claustrophobic if the AC is on. Gotta get that Fah rayush air., one who has abused many women before, and just has to call any female a BITCH, even his female dogs. WAYALL, that is what they yar.! he would say. Female rednecks are always jealous of their mayon, thinking they got some sort of prize, and ya bettur stay away from heeum.!! Some of them even have good jobs, ABOVE their intelligence level, lord knows why. anyway, rednecks come in both sexes, and they like sex too...they think it is natural, like animals in the wild.

Rednecks are corny, horny, and just plain dumb, NASCAR being one of their favorite passtimes, varoomie cars go round and round and round, till I ACTUALLY fall asleep. Yeah, to be a redneck you have to actually STAY awake while watching it! I watch it when I want some background noise to make me take an afternoon nap!

by alskjdlajs July 25, 2009

redneck badge of honor

Metaphorical badge given to al people accpeted as rednecks by the redneck community. The redneck badge of honor can be taken away. Similar to a {gay card} but for rednecks.

Bubba and Skeeter took away my redneck badge of honor after finding out I don't watch NASCAR or eat KFC.

After my 12th can of Pabst, I spray-painted a Confederate flag on my trailer and was given the redneck badge of honor.

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 30, 2009

Redneck Porn

When rednecks beat off looking at there sisters, or horses.

hey did u hear about logan gorum fuckin that horse on the tree stump,

yea, now thats redneck porn

by BiG dAdDy D! December 2, 2010

redneck

country boy with small dick so he has to compensate with a big truck.

redneck has a small dick so wants a big truck

by BODNOEOSJOJDO February 14, 2012

redneck traffic jam

Woodward Dream Cruise

The Woodward Dream Cruise is a redneck traffic jam

by IfYouHaveAnyPooThrowItNow August 18, 2006

redneck martini

taking a shot of voka followed by a shot of pickle juice.

I got extremely drunk last night drinking redneck martinis.

by Bamafan4241981 April 16, 2009

Redneck

Mostly from the South, widely thought of as uneducated men who sleep with their sister and who hit their women and children. Which however is wrong, they are educated in more ways than 1. Thought of as a person who prefers solitude, but really just prefers a simple life.

A redneck can work all his life and get nothing but ridicule from "better" people. A redneck can Join the military, become a doctor, stalk, kill, and skin a deer, raise his own crops, shoe his own horses and is one of the most loving and compassionate people, they just have problems expressing them to outsiders.

by RedneckMarine08 December 29, 2009