golden rule

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

by hackaxle April 4, 2004

ja rule

Rapper from Queens. Everybody loved him, but after 50 cent said something about him..suddenly everyone denies ever liking him. funny how that works.

John: Yo 50 Cent is beefing wit Ja Rule.
Derrick: Oh snap, il go throw out his greatest hits cd.

by Kezman9 November 7, 2006

ja rule

lil wanksta hu thinks hes ghetto

go dre in shit hits the fans(ja rule diss) sayin 'talkin bout u guna slap me,nigga plz u gotta jump and swing 2 hit my nees' xx

by xloux June 11, 2006

Abernathy Rule

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008

Rule 92

If it exists, there are spammers on it (e.g., Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

I just got a spam-mention on Twitter... Rule 92 is true!

by camiicentric June 1, 2011

rule 121

Rule 121: If it's a chat site, people will fuck on it.
Rule 121a: If it's a chat site and people haven't fucked on it, they will, no exceptions.

Hey dude, I just went on Chatango and it was nothing but people cybering.
Dude, rule 121.

by The Internet Rule Legislators September 26, 2018

Rule #101

Rule #101 states that every single self picture uploaded to the internet has been masturbated to by a stranger at least once.

Hank: "Hey, did you see that grandma put her new profile pic up?"

Joleen: "Rule #101, buddy..."

Hank: "I don't feel so good."

by Kentenathien November 6, 2011