Hush Puppies in my Pants

The possible act of crapping your pants after a fart, and then leaving it there for a while because you're too lazy to confirm.

Dude, I think I've had some Hush Puppies in my pants for the past five minutes after that one!

by ingrate October 9, 2012

im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

North Dakota mud puppy

To smuggle fish in your anal cavity back to Minnesota

Kenny pulled the North Dakota mud puppy to get 2 extra limits of walleyes back to Minnesota.

by North Dakota mud puppy September 24, 2023

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

The Sad puppy dog

An ex (usually an unfaithful abusive cheating and or all out douchebag) will act pathetic sad and or suicidal to make u feel bad and to get back together

You see Mike he's using the sad puppy dog to get back with his ex what a douchebag

by McLovin6661997 August 31, 2018

Yummy mummy puppy

a woman married to a rich man, having his children. shopping all day, looking supurbly dressed, go for beauty sessions in the mornings and have the unfortunate job of taking care of her children after school

"I did not have time for my manicure today, the school came out earlier"

"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"

by Jealous Tomboy February 3, 2012

puppy dogs and ice cream

(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.

Swingers

"The money babies were throwing him the party vibe but he was all puppy dogs and ice cream."

by Krumm April 2, 2004