The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope

Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.

by Plant.mami December 8, 2024

Vincent the penguin

Best penguin ever.
Feed him fish… A lot of fish

I am best friends with Vincent the Penguin.

Vincent the penguin is such a Vincent.

by DucccEatBageutte December 26, 2024

Penguins

A person who gets along intimately with the same sex but is also autistic. Their behavior is rapid or unusual ,almost like the animal. -Be mindful of how It can be a bit of a deragatory way to refer to a neurodiverse homosexual. Most times its intended to be used by someone of that catogorey ,more playful.

Look at those Penguins flirting again.

by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025

Penguins

Someone who is autistic and also homosexual being intimate with the same sex. Their behavior is unusual & strange in two ways and that's the kick!

Look at those Penguins flirting.

by NerdsAlot200 June 23, 2025

Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”

Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.

by markmessina June 30, 2025

Blind the Penguin

It's when you pull your girlfriend's dress up over her head and she chases you around the bedroom.

While exercising Blind the Penguin my girlfriend knocked over the refrigerator while tap dancing.

by Tapdancingnaked July 8, 2025

texan penguin

Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.

I fucked this chick last night she didn't even know that I was giving her a texan penguin.

by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025