Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Politifag

Boomers, Zoomers and all others that waste time with boring and unfunny political postings or definitions non stop.

Man, Karen has been such a massive politifag lately; go politifag somewhere else

by Teddy Bros December 23, 2020

Post Anime Depression Syndrome

Post Anime Depression Syndrome or PADS is a Depression Syndrome which can happen after finishing an Anime . Mostly PADS happens because you like the Anime too much and can Connect to the Characters but the show ends. You may find the Characters like your friends and miss them .

PADS : Post Anime Depression Syndrome

by Jiit April 21, 2021

yen pox

The ash of smoked opium

The old chinaman washes down a yen pox hard and black as a cinder.

by Derek Cal December 5, 2005

Hair Pouch

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

a poor waif in his underwear

a person who has blown their cover as a Kremlin propagandist, especially when it is unclear they even knew they were one

Seymour Hersh was a poor waif in his underwear when quoting his source, a supposed “anonymous US official”, who used the russian idiom “waif in his underwear”, which until then was not used in English.

by 504jdw July 28, 2023