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pancake virus

One of the few viruses a Mac computer is capable of contracting.

This rather messy virus is caused when the user physically dips their computer/hard drive into syrup, thus making it nearly impossible to further operate the device.
"Oh noze! My Mac gots da pancake virus after I took it to Waffle House with me!"
by heroism of monsters April 8, 2009
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Vagina Pancakes

What your special lady requests for breakfast when she's half asleep.
"What do you want me to make you for breakfast in the morning dear?" says the man. "Vagina pancakes," she replies. They both giggle.
by Robisgod March 14, 2009
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sweat-pancakes

Sometimes when you are mad or angry, you yell "sweat-pancakes!". Sweat-pancakes is actually sweet-pancakes misspelled on a restaurant in Macedonia.
-Sweat-pancakes! Pikachu died!
by Bashkim/Drilon September 8, 2006
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Astros Pancake

The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.
"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"
by A Texas guy January 5, 2010
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silky pancake

while you are making a pancake breakfast, have a girl give you a sloppy, wet blowjob while pouring syrup in her sphincter. when you are about to finish, take the pancake wrap it around your penis then insert it in the girls vagina come all over the pancake take it out and have the girl eat it
After a intense night of intercourse, Jim decided to treat Marie to a silky pancake in the morning
by Cick February 26, 2010
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sweetish-pancake

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.
After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake
by Jack June 4, 2003
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definitely the pancakes

A phrase used to justify actions taken upon an ungrateful bitch who never acknowledges when something nice is being done for her.
I got up early and made pancakes for breakfast. Fuck, she never said thanks so I broke up with her. It was definitely the pancakes.
by mmmmPancakes October 30, 2008
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