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Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem
Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"
by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021
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shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations
that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr
by tess guadinino November 13, 2022
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mixed wood

When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.
by TheLoveableLion December 11, 2014
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Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
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wood glued

The female equivalent to a male who is "pussy whipped"

A Female who is obsessed with a male's sexual organ or the male having sex with her, she is practically "glued" to the "wood" slang for penis
This girl I am seeing is so wood glued, she waits by the phone for me to call her
by stayblk August 12, 2011
mugGet the wood gluedmug.

wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock
Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing
by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020
mugGet the wood brushingmug.

Logan wood

a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.

pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth
yo bro you seen that tall ass tree Logan wood?
by Babash00keth December 29, 2019
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