when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes
ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly
by toilet struggler October 2, 2021
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evil floor hole is a discord user mainly with a Spiderman profile picture that uses the mudae bot too much.
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
mudae bot: you ran out of rolls
evil floor hole: *kills self*
by peeshitter November 12, 2021
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The ability to loose all reference of reality when you move to the second floor office
Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism
by Stemsize June 17, 2020
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Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
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A man who drunkenly tells female friends that he likes them, knowing they like him too. Then takes back what he said, leaving the girl shell shocked and hurt.
"My friend told me he loved me then said he didn't mean what he said the day after!"

"He did a floore. His loss."
by slippersock October 22, 2013
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When you're on your period and it drips on the floor
Wow her floor jelly looks yummy
by cockboggler September 7, 2015
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