Brain scrape

To go for a COVID-19 nasal swab.

The tester sticks the nasal swab so far up your nose it feels like it scrapes your brain.

Its even worse when the use a dry swab.

Person 1 : Did you get your COVID test done?
Person 2 : Yeah! It was brutal, they pushed that swab so far up my nose it felt like they scraped my brain.
Person 1: Dang, well, Its now officaly called going for a ' Brain scrape '
Person 2: * Fist Bump *

by Thypeople July 9, 2020

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brain purge

Synaptic transmission no longer functioning in ones brain due to intense stupidity, said to be contagious and communicable. Once caught, a person retains their previous knowledge, however is unable to acquire anything further.

i’ve heard Luke caught the brain purge off Liv, it wouldn’t of happened if she’d stayed in quarantine!

by bobbyscult April 22, 2019

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Gains brain

When you’re so exhausted after the gym that your brain stops functioning correctly

Bro, I can’t remember what I was going to do tonight. I have gains brain after that killer workout!

by Fitter26 December 11, 2019

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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

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Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.

So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.

by shtooops November 15, 2009

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