google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 04, 2008

Rock brain

When you brain is as useful as a rock.

Man, after hitting that blunt I got mad rock brain.

by Gwilz November 06, 2018

Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity

The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay

by SugarSmacks! October 21, 2017

brain frosé

A frosé - induced brain freeze.

While similar to the well-known brain freeze, the brain frosé packs a much harder-hitting punch. When rosé is consumed in frozen format, it creates a particularly mind-numbing phenomenon that brings grown men to their knees.

I would have gone out with him again, but he got brain frosé after round 4 and I just can't unsee that.

by industrywoes July 13, 2021

bug brain

bug brain is given as a complement to someone , when someone gives a solution quite big brain but still stupid enough to have a bug sized brain

someone: oh shit there are bees in my house
other person: just burn the house ez

someone: wow! that's bug brain why didn't I think about that

by 122421431 November 19, 2020

Bastard Brain

This illness takes over the brains of gamers and reduces them into absolute bastards.

Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."

by IIm not gay kay? May 09, 2020

brain leakage

When you have just thought of something completely random and off-topic, and decide to write/draw about that completely random topic.

Man 1: "Hey d00d. Look what I just drew."
Man 1: *shows picture of EPYC Randomness.
Man 2: d00d, that is just pure brain leakage man.
Man 1: I know, right?.

by What is this, I DON'T EVEN.... November 24, 2010