Skip to main content

road life

When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8
You know I live this road life my g
by Tony 9 bags February 21, 2017
mugGet the road life mug.

Road Load

When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.
Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers
by Ichi_Oni January 29, 2010
mugGet the Road Load mug.

road rainbow

When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.
"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."
by pariotto August 16, 2009
mugGet the road rainbow mug.

Back road

Damn I thought his happy trail was bad, you should see his back road!
by A-kendog01 July 10, 2019
mugGet the Back road mug.

Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....
10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Roads mug.

road kill

It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again.
I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.
by Melonhead November 9, 2006
mugGet the road kill mug.

Middle of the road

It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.
"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."
by Dan'stheman March 30, 2010
mugGet the Middle of the road mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email