Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
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It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.
Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.
It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.
Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting, then whines about warm chairs, I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.
This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
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