Life Slump

Life turning shitty through a series of bad choices or unlucky events.

"did you hear his girlfriend just broke up with him for a douchebag?"-guy 1
"really? His dog just died two weeks ago"- guy 2
"damn, he is in a major life slump"- guy 1

by Knight rider June 28, 2013

Life-conscious

A deeper sense of awareness whereby existence is accepted as it is and life is lived on its own premises, corresponding to a deeper recognition of our own mortality and embracing the limitations and opportunities that life presents us with, as opposed to waiting for paradise or better days to justify our existence.

She signed up for cooking classes like she had always wanted to, after becoming more life-conscious in the wake of her coworker's untimely death.

by facile ac difficile April 3, 2022

Manu Life

Manu Life; Someone extrodinarillay stupid.
Manu life is a term used by People that attend Otumoetai college.Manu are classes that students attend if they are accademically challenged, ie. Manu Maths or Manu social studies.
If someone is Manu life it means they are barley at functional intellegence For everything They do.

Yam; Oh where is ham-yo?
You; Oh he tried to fuck his cat and he got pissed on, hes Manu Life

by Fortnitemywilly March 8, 2020

fro-life

Being in favor of keeping an afro, or letting an afro grow.

"Hey man, why are you growing your hair au naturale? This isn't the 70s."
"Haters gonna hate, but I'm fro-life."

by psiidagama August 19, 2013

Gacha Life

A trash game with trash porn everywhere in tiktok.

I don’t like Gacha Life it sucks complete ass

by Somehow idk May 30, 2021

Bro Life

The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship

-or-

Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.

- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.

by BRologni-BroBallsMan September 16, 2009

life of brian

A doccumentary by david attenborough on monty python

*scene from eighth episode of life of brian*

David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*

*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing

by the person who shall not be named September 20, 2007