Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

Dropped Onions

Letting your nuts flop out of your boxers at someone and you surprise them with it.

Bro, Joey just dropped onions on that old lady at the bus station!

by Darkpage August 2, 2021

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy

james flick onion gooned everywhere

by goon maxer November 21, 2024

Eating onions and spotting dimes

Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.

You're eating onions and spotting dimes, I dont know what's going on. Its total chaos.

by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

onions

Onions is what the word "soy" is automatically changed into when writing it out on the website 4Chan.

BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK

by Orika June 26, 2022