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finesse from the couch

“Finesse from the couch”

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.
Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!
by Burritowang May 14, 2016
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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curdled couche

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010
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Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.
That's just a couch excuse!
by dandan8000 November 22, 2024
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Pulling a couch

When BigDaddyCouch leaves a conversation without saying goodbye.
*someone leaves a group discord call without announcing their departure*

Wow, they’re pulling a Couch.
by AshBee91 June 22, 2025
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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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