Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Get the Kelly Blew Bookmug. A really pretty and funny girl.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Yasmeen: Woah who's that girl standing there?She looks so perfect...
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
by ydfwu April 16, 2017
Get the Kellymug. Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi
by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022
Get the Keanu Kellymug. by ThatNazi December 17, 2017
Get the Nik Kellymug. Vicky Kelly is someone who always misses the bus. "What door closes is another that opens". A Vicky Kelly is usually late and can be found in a pub.
by oknom April 4, 2023
Get the Vicky Kellymug. Kelly is usually a taller laid back guy, who sometimes will “accidentally” kick kids into a non verbal state, some times resulting in non verbal autism.
by Joeybenefiel May 18, 2023
Get the Kellymug. Kellys are, beautiful, kind, and if you have one in your life NEVER LET HER GO. She will be so sweet and kind once you gain her trust and get past her sassy/mean side she is the nicest girl.
by anonymous July 20, 2021
Get the Kellymug.