Nerd Sex

When two Nerds hold hands or cuddle

"are they going out?"

"No, they're just having nerd sex"

Nerd Sex by COOLGUYYANO February 10, 2012

Nerd Flirt

when two nerds who obviously like each other are incredibly socially inept and attempt to flirt with each other while talking about extrememly nerdy things. nerd flirting often includes talking about classes or homework while awkwardly laughing, blushing, and looking away. When two nerds nerd flirt they might push up their glasses or even right an awkward note and have a friend deliver said note to the nerd flirtee. While nerd flirting the nerds practically avoid all physical contact, no hugging or kissing. Watching a nerd flirt can be extremely obvious especially if the afore mentioned nerds try to include you in the awkward flirting to make them feel more comfortable.

Look! Watch Jessica nerd flirt with Noah over there!

Nerd Flirt by The one behind you!!! January 21, 2010

nerd job

To get a blowjob while playing a video game or something else considered "nerdy".

I talked my girlfriend into giving me a nerd job in the middle of a game last night.

nerd job by hotsauce March 31, 2005

Nerd Rage 

When a nerd (as implied) video gamer gets extremely angry and starts yelling after losing or experiencing the tiniest disturbances.

Prominent in competitive online mmos, nerd raging was made famous in world of warcraft with "Serennia", often considered the greatest nerd rager to date and "Mahiko" who is known to throw funny yet childish fits.

"Hey did u hear about that wow kid's nerd rage?" "Yeah he nearly killed the other kid when he pressed the wrong button"

Nerd Rage by Sanalex December 9, 2008

nerd box 

Female genitalia belonging to a nerd ie: Librarians, computer geeks, book worms, and females that wear tape to hold their glasses together.

I hit some nerd box last night and she broke my fuckin bed!

nerd box by Will October 28, 2004

nerd-rage 

An extreme anger over a video game; commonly associated with World of Warcraft. While there are many nerds that rage over pixilated dragons and gnomes, the reddest nerd of them all is a narcissistic asshole named Antigalactic.

Stop nerd-raging, it's just a game.

The amount of nerd-rage in here is making me uncomfortable.

I was nerd-raging so hard I beat a puppy to death with a kitten.

nerd-rage by Borock oboma March 16, 2011

nerd queen 

The one designated female in a gaming or similarly nerdy group. She is a rare breed and documented cases of contact have been few and far between.

"I heard the D&D group that plays on campus just got a Nerd Queen!" ~Random Guy
"Seriously? Is she hot or a total troll?" ~Random Slightly Nerdy Other Guy

nerd queen by Kalystaa February 28, 2008