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Nakeds

Usually refers to a new/nooby in survival games, these players usually have little to no loot to their name and spend their time either being nuances or absolute dunces.
"Yo there's some nakeds over there on the beach, let's go mess with them!" -Jared
by MrSquishy March 13, 2022
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naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.
You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.
by fairywitch February 1, 2022
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butt naked

Refers to having a plain old ramen noodle soup without anything else (excluding water).
Guy 1: ay man you see teddy over there man? sittin' on his ass eating that butt naked
Guy 2: (a new prisoner) a what?
Guy 1: young blood, a butt naked is when a guy eats ramen noodle without no scoop a cheeze or they corn chips
Guy 2: oh, i see it now! hes eating it like a piggie
by TheHeeHooMan November 10, 2020
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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Naked pic day

by Gayhoilkg December 16, 2020
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Naked pic day

by Gayhoilkg December 16, 2020
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National get Naked on FaceTime da

On every December 28 the person your on FaceTime with has to get naked and do a little dance.
Boy: yo it’s December 28 National get naked on FaceTime day you know what that means
Girl: yeah I know what day it is *gets naked*
by Chrisfromclt December 28, 2020
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