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Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:
Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!
by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021
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monkey closet

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
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Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.
“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
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shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
by abit too black person September 17, 2023
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Fez Monkey

The highest level of being, the highest point of evolution. Only a select few ever make it to this.
The Fez Monkey is infinitely more advanced than the normal homo sapien.
by Shouryu Nanase March 2, 2004
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fen monkey

Inbred under evolved East Anglian local people - more like a monkey than a human. East Anglia is statistically the most inbred area in the British Isles. It's residents are scared of the outside world, never venturing further than the local McDonalds. They mostly marry their cousins. The small gene pool produces monkey faced locals that inbreed frequently creating more monkey faced knuckle dragging kids. Despite their tribal existence they have no pride in East Anglia and moan all the time about how shit it is to live there - on this point they are correct but they are the problem.
Peterborough, Wisbech, Whittlesey are just some of examples of the local towns whose uneducated fen monkey residents are so insular that they are inherently rascist and bigoted. They persecute migrant workers that have settled in their towns to do all the jobs that they don't want to do or are incapable of doing. What these East Anglian retards don't realise is that they have no culture of their own whatsoever. The alpha males in Peterborough like nothing more than a rascist chant to support their local piss poor football team and then a jeering stand off with the away fans in the car park afterwards. They are actually a bunch of fucking cowards though. The minute it looks like one of them might get hit, they run back to the cover of the bushes and their vauxhall astras.

They should welcome the influx of hardworking foreigners as they just may create some cultural diversity and boost the gene pool that might make East Anglia a bareable place to live.
by 9 - 5 pacifist October 12, 2007
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Pounce Monkey

One who excells at sex.
Dude, my girlfriend came over last night! She's such a pounce monkey!
by RawrRaina November 21, 2009
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