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Mexican Root Canal 

Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
Mexican Root Canal by Rule_34 February 4, 2009

mexican chili bowl 

When one person pours hot sauce into another person's asshole with intentions to harm them.
He gave me a mexican chili bowl, my ass has been burning for the past 3 hours.

Mexican Hookshot 

When the chick is lying on her back on top of the guy's stomach (guy is on his back as well), then the guy fucks her from behind but flips his dick over her crotch and into her forbidden zone in a hook motion.
Bitch 1: Oh my god, sex with Chris was unbelievable..

Bitch 2: Aww damnnn girllll, how was it??
Bitch 1: That nigga knows how to treat a girl & he knows so much shit, I liked the Mexican Hookshot. He invented it, ya dig?
Bitch 2: Girl, I gotta get me some fine ass up in this joint so Ima try dat shit, hoe. But first, Ima run to the 7-11 for some rubbers hoe, peace up.

Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.
(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.

Mexican jetskiied 

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.
The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied
Mexican jetskiied by aglasson April 12, 2010

mexican fighting water 

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.