messages

the app that allows you to message your friends until you get bored or the conversation get weird at 2am

karen: i hate messaging people i get bored
karen2: mine get crazy i love messages

by ummmmm...1 October 17, 2019

massyl

a man with the hugest cock ever, he's a huge weeb but still works out every day. His bench is around 200 pounds and his figure is similar to a bodybuilder. He's a genius with incredible sex appeal. he is nonchalant and his favorite quote is probably "it izz what it izz"

OMG his name is massyl, he must have a huge cock!!

by ilbbbc November 22, 2021

the mess

Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.

Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!

by Frank Johnson Esq. January 6, 2008

don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"

by asdfsa October 7, 2006

tranny mess

a word depicting a person who looks or is made up like a stereotypical over-the-top showgirl tranny.

"Kimora Lee is a tranny mess today."

by Nopalita January 2, 2009

message

to do a poo somewhere inappropriate

haha i left her a message under her pillow and bailed

by ahpeeyem January 24, 2011

hot mess

A person - more often female, but can be male, who as a result of questionable decisions - often regarding relationships with others or personal behavior - is, or has the strong potential to be, in some sort of trouble.

"That girl's drinking and partying all night while neglecting her husband and kids. She just doesn't seem to care about her work or friends either - she's a hot mess."

by greenberyl September 16, 2013