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Pulling a Mario

Doing a bump of cocaine, in the bathroom of a strip club, while taking a no-hands piss.
by CFMiranda August 6, 2014
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Mario

Mario is the name of the best guy in the world. He's sweet, kind, and very funny. When you first meet him you'know exactly that you met a "Mario" because they are just that fun.

If you ever encounter a Mario, make them yours ASAP. They are for real husband material and there aren't many of them left. They'll take care of you as if you're their princess but they can also be very horny and demanding. Don't hurt a Mario because they've gone through enough. Please them and let them know you love them. Mario's are also always there for you if you feel down and will always try to help you in every way possible. Mario's are the type of people who make your days better and they are truly amazing people.
Yo, have you heared Mario's voice? It's so hot!

Be "Princess Peach" for a "Mario"
by reoakayourwifey February 23, 2022
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marios

Marios is a really nice person and a really kind one. His triaxonic dick is so big that he can jump rope with it

Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him and begs to see his cock

Also in famous brands his has his own form on trousers because his dick can fit in

And last of all he can fuck up to 4 women at the same time and make them bleed in pain.
marios ex. yesterday he went to her friend for movie&pizza and he end up having sex with her and her mom
ex.
by multidickman November 20, 2021
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mario

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone
"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."
by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024
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Mario

This nigga won’t stop singing, every time I hear him he just won’t stop and to be cool you either have to smoke vape or do drugs or you ain’t no cool kid
Mario “ that’s just the way it is, the way. The way the way”
by Some random as nigga October 19, 2020
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Mario Juarez

Tall brown long hair red hoodie likes caigen Mario is a cool person to be around but don’t mess with him when he is in a bad mood he will snap on you he does not like certain people he hates drama he does not like dating he is the type of person that likes to be with his friends more than girls
Mario Juarez is the best friend you could have he is lit to the moon and back
by Whiteboycash11 May 6, 2019
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Mario

That guy is Mario.
by Mondoduke9 November 24, 2021
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