Man bun

An oxymoron in terms, as it is neither edible or a representation of masculinity.

May also be called a Bitch Biscuit, or as seen below, a douche donut.

Always remember to let down your man bun before going onstage for your drag routine.

by Oddih October 18, 2020

Hung like a Man

A common insult among horses to signify that one horse has a smaller than average dick.

*Neigh!* Translation: Dude, you're totally hung like a man! Haha!

by awesomejock August 6, 2008

Man Chair

The only place a man can go after a long day of hard work. A chair that is the only thing that can truly comfort and care for a man. Often an extremely comfortable recliner with foot rest. Obtaining one is part of becoming a man along with sex, facial hair and eating a full steak. Many times, a man finds his man chair by fate such as while sitting in the husband chair in a womens clothing store. Spying it from across the way, a man will become like a moth drawn to a flame. He'll have no choice but to sit in the chair for as long as possible and refuse to leave without purchasing it. A typical man will spend 4-8 hours out of everyday sitting in his man chair. This chair is also off limits to women, children and especially other men. Sitting in another man's man chair is like borrowing, wearing and returning his underwear. It's just plain wrong. If one wants to truely destroy a man, then one must destroy is chair. The man chair is a man's pride and most significant accomplishment. Obtaining a nice car and having a high score on an arcade machine follow closely behind. Women say that behind every great man is an even greater woman, they are wrong. For the truth is this: Behind every great man is a comfortable man chair, and a tall beer.

Wife: "Honey, what do you think of this couch? Does it match our other furniture?"
Man: *Spots man chair, eyes begin to water*

by AlexWhiteRules August 15, 2010

tall man syndrome

Tall man syndrome is when you show of in front of people younger or smaller than you.

I could kick your ass im stronger than you.
That's tall man syndrome.

by Dr.matham May 3, 2014

Girly man

Justin Timberlake

by aou July 8, 2003

man of culture

A man of culture is simply a man preferring 2D women over 3D women.

Man: I caught my son masturbating to some tentacle hentai, glad he's a man of culture as well.

by Tentymanny October 6, 2018

man eggs

Testicles also known as balls

"Hey what up dude?"

"Shut up you homo!!"

"Go suck some man eggs!!!"

by Jerold April 12, 2008