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The Mike Effect 

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.
Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”
The Mike Effect by kujo! December 5, 2022
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taking a mike johnson 

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."

Can't Guard Mike 

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.
Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.
Can't Guard Mike by maianis December 24, 2019

The Gatorade Mike

The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience
Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.

drei yana mikela alayon forlales 

the real drei yana mikela alayon forlales kalela 😈😈

Ur.fav.mikealson 

An amazing outer banks and the vampire diaries fanpage on tiktok! Go follow her please.
Girl 1: Your amazing
Girl 2: I agree
Ur.fav.mikealson: Aww so are you queens!
Ur.fav.mikealson by Shae_shaex3 March 20, 2022

the real mike 

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.
the real mike by thepapacurry March 31, 2022