lit as a pinecone

When you are so lit you just say random shit and fuck a limp dick

Tina was as lit as a pinecone

by REB VoDkA January 24, 2018

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Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

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Lit Lobsters

Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.

Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"

by LitLobster November 11, 2018

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lit quit

A fun euphemism for the state of blackout intoxication that one achieves by consuming excessive amounts of alcohol; when one gets so "lit" that they must "quit".

Hey Chad, how was the party?

Man, I got so ripped I had to lit quit. I don't remember being brought home, but I am told that I kissed Mikey's hand repeatedly and called him a medieval sire.

Chad, you're fucked.

by chad_dingers January 02, 2018

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