liam

To cum in a man's eyes, usually over 2 times.

Hey brothers, want me to liam on you?

by LilHair November 4, 2021

Liam

A wool who leaves the Lemo at home because he is a bad shithouse and won’t get on the train with it.

John has just got in from central station an he’s left that 8th what a fucking Liam

by Scouser12 November 24, 2021

Liam

Someone who continuously discredits others..Often repeats what others say.

Me: Yeahhh gotta go...

Liam: YUP...GOT EM..GOTTA GO!! GOTEM......

by FANTASIAUNDERTAKER69 May 10, 2018

liam but if he was badder

a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.

"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."

"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"

by super mysterious shadow lurker April 27, 2025

liam

the absolute gayest name ive ever heard.

someone: 'liam why wont you date her?'
liam: '....'
someone: '..i know why now...'

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

Liam Massey

wants to be in one direction but is too short... when he orgasms he convulses. we love liam. liam is great. liam is a god. he is kinda scary

woah did you see Liam Massey... no? me neither

by The Definer's Brother March 8, 2022

Liam

Liam is short.

Hey is that is that a mole no it’s just Liam.

by joym May 16, 2020