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Corporate laziness

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
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LaZi

Pronounced (Lazy)

Greatness unbounded, a Mr.Unchained if you will, a top tier chad and all around great person, somebody with a slight god complex but not to the point of being a pain to be around. Can and will give the shirt off his back for good friends, but cross him and you'll be beheaded quicker than a jester with bad jokes in the kings court
that man he's so...so lazi
by That1guyMrHeseeks November 23, 2021
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Lazy-skating

It's when a person offers their help or has to provide their help that really doesn't want to. Then the effort put forth is less then adequate the least possible that is needed in hopes of getting out of having to do it.
Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.
by The women of Earth June 1, 2023
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Lazy Jackass

Me not givin u a defination w bad spelling mistakes and shity grammer is wat lazy Jackass is
by Zalo_r October 13, 2025
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Anchor Lazy

(adj.) Someone who stays dependent or immobile not because they can’t move on, but because it’s easier not to. A person financially capable of independence yet emotionally or administratively stuck — often lacking job history, credit, or initiative.
“He’s got a savings account and a Tesla while living with his ex. Lucky for him, he's been anchor lazy for years.”
“A chronic case of anchor laziness keeps her from signing a lease.”
by Dr. Jre "Chronic" Ler November 5, 2025
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Lazy Laundry

When you have run out of clean laundry to wear, but instead of committing the time to do the required washing, you instead go to the store and purchase what you need.
"Shit, I'm out of clean underwear. Guess I'll buy some lazy laundry on my way to work"
by Lat3rdays November 29, 2025
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