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Lazy

James Gotcher is as lazy as leaving the plastic on the last bottle of a 6 pack of sodas.
by Qwertyguy1234 March 9, 2019
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Lazy

Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.
My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.
by queen_dtx April 25, 2024
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lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022
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LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.
Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own
by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024
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lazy leprechaun

When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.
after a night of drinking i decided to give my lady the lazy leprechaun
by Sir Dickcheese December 14, 2017
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LAZY C-ROY

a bitch. a person who spreads vrchat avatars for no reason
bro do you who LAZY C-ROY is?
hes a bitch
by asheville September 20, 2021
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