Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.

I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!

by hardtopickname February 27, 2013

tighter than kitties

something that is awesome, cool, or just plain a-fucking-mazing.

Man, them cars are tighter than kitties.

by choicekillschance July 3, 2010

smooth as kitty litter

being un-smooth

ow, i just triped over a flat surface

smooth as kitty litter bro...

by 0nec00lcat January 12, 2012

ferocious kitty cat

ferocious kitty cat is instead of saying fuck

"that was so fucking cool"
"excuse me thats illegal just say ferocious kitty cat like god (eye roll)"

by makena is hot November 30, 2021

Plucking that kitty cat

Licking the vagina to ultimate victory making the Orgasm orgasmic

John Was making that pussy meow and Molly loved it and yelled thank you for plucking that kitty cat

Let's make sure that Jeffery doesn't find out. Don't think he would like me plucking that kitty cat

by Sugarsosweet July 21, 2013

Hello Kitty Condoms

A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.

I love hello kitty condoms very much

by Hexturlicious April 27, 2021

Kitty litter

The deposit a man leaves in or on a trick after unprotected sex.

one: Yo, you see those kitty litter stains on that ho's sandbox.

two: That ho don't mind kitty litter, just not in her litter box.

by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017