Finnish Kiss

A Finnish kiss, is when you kiss with someone else, and your lips get stuck together. As if they froze together, you have something sticky on your lips, or any other way you can possibly manage to get your lips stuck to another pair of lips.

Mary- It was so cold outside yesterday! Steve and I had a Finnish kiss!

by PetterJ June 19, 2014

Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

Vacuum Kiss

The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.

The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!

by Snydergate June 13, 2017

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

Posiedon's kiss

When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.

Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.

Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch

by mighty meat wad September 19, 2018

Mud kiss

A point blank, bare assed fart to the lips.

"Can I give you a mud kiss on the lips?"
"Yeah! Where else would you give a mud kiss?"

by IamRob May 31, 2016

Grownup kiss

(1)The act of having sex.
(2)What parents tell children instead of using the term sex
(3) pick-up line to use on random girls.

"hey girl. Trying to grownup kiss"

by Br00t4l Mudkip April 28, 2010