johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.

Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad

by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

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John Wick

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.

I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?

Russian1: Nice ride she a 70?
John Wick:69.
*After talking this russian dude named viggo his son steals his h=car and killed his dog. Viggo at the beginning ¨talks¨ with John and then just annihilate his ass

by Shia LaBeaof March 26, 2021

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john reed

Noun - Some say he was nursed at the teat of the mother wolf, in the burned out hull of an E-Type Jaguar. Some say he was born from the thunder clap that occurred when Mario Andretti & Ritchie Blackmore bumped into each other at a party, high on qualudes. He is not drawn to exotic women and fine alcohols, they are drawn to him. All we know is, they call him The Stig's American Cousin.

John Reed is a bad ass mother fucker.

by agent_orange910 February 18, 2015

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