Spider Jizz

When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.

The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!

Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!

by Spiderman fanboy June 16, 2009

Jazzy

a very kind person who is also smart beautiful, and fuckin sexy; not a lesbian but pro gays.

you voted for gay marriage, you're such a jazzy.
you're intelligent, hot, and kind, you're a total package jazzy, nick would love to go out with you

by dunestalker December 9, 2006

Jizz trap

A girl who claims to be on the pill, in order to get herself pregnant therefore making it immpossible for you to break up with her.

Mike: "I heard Katie is pregnant, you dumbass, i told you to wear protection."
Kyle: "That dirty Jizz Trap told me she was on the pill."

by AndrewB June 5, 2005

jizzypop

when one takes ones penis while his partner gives him head and give him/her a wet willy(dick in ear)

yo this bitch was brainin it so i was like "JIZZY.....POP" and bitch didnt know what hit her

by lebron muhammad west December 6, 2004

jizz king

A female who wears the pants in the relationship, and hence, she is the ultimate king, as she is the one in control of the jizzing.

That guy is soft! His girlfriend is forsure the jizz king!

by Laura Mayer February 17, 2008

nivea jizzage

Another word for facial

play on "nivea visage", the popular moisturiser...

"I just splatted my Nivea Jizzage all over your face"

by -anonymity- June 10, 2008

jizz sickle

Pop sickle made up entirely of jizz and a wooden stick.

Any formation of jism frozen in cold weather.

"Lets stop the ice cream man for a jizz sickle."

"Who's all up for a frozen treat, we have yummingly delicious jizz sickles."

by Enzo Assapopallus January 11, 2006