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Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."
by adem g September 8, 2013
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cool jizz

Your hair is cool jizz!
by Kale Cee March 19, 2023
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Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"
by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020
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jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013
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Skittle jizz

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.
Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."
by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011
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Jizz nasty

When you get a large amount of jizz all over the place or someone.
Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?
by momluver69 October 16, 2021
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Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege
I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender
by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019
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